What could I possibly add to this?
Much love to TheLex for this submission.
From our friends at UrbanDictionary.com
After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to the big black man.
Leaning over towards him, he whispered, “Do you want a blow job?”
At this, the massive black man leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked the crap out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot and returned to his seat.
Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the black man and said, “I’ve never seen you react like that. What did he say to you?”
“I don’t know,” the black man replied. “Something about a job.”
Some things just sell themselves.
See if you can resist this offer:
In my last posting, I shared my Top 10 stories from 2010 with you. Below is what you, my reading public, found most fascinating over the past 12 months. Not surprisingly, your favorite topic was – wait for it – BOOBS!
Uncle Frankie is just shocked and amazed kiddies. Not really.
The funniest part is that, in three years of publishing this blog, I’ve only posted “Boob Content” twice that I can think of. And even then, the posts were not essentially about the boobs themselves. Nonetheless, there are certain truisms in life, one of which is that everyone – male or female – loves boobs.
The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how Stuff Frank Finds Funny did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:
The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.
The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 120,000 times in 2010. If it were an exhibit at The Louvre Museum, it would take 5 days for that many people to see it.
In 2010, there were 106 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 192 posts. There were 147 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 8mb. That’s about 3 pictures per week.
The busiest day of the year was August 23rd with 819 views. The most popular post that day was A Quarter-Million Chinese Boobs.
The top referring sites in 2010 were democraticunderground.com, alphainventions.com, 220.127.116.11, search.aol.com, and facebook.com.
Some visitors came searching, mostly for boobs, big boobs, asian boobs, asian tits, and big breasts.
Other interesting search phrases which brought visitors to Stuff Frank Finds Funny? Richard Heene, creepy clown(s), human caterpillar, 12 year old breasts, me love you long time, doll husband, 12 year old boy [I’m not making this up kids, these terms are from the logs] hairy ass, small penis, monkey meat, may I push in your stool, gay thong, you can’t fix stupid, mixed emotions, Marion Barry, mom boobs, weed and beer, long breasts (WTF?), old tits, gay bashing web sites, manly bike for sale, people running away (?), what the hell is victoria’s secret?, along with over 100 iterations of boobs, big boobs, big asian/chinese/japanese/australian boobs, boobs of 10 year-old girls, 12, 13 15 – you name it.
These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.
A Quarter-Million Chinese Boobs December 2008
Kill Mom. Buy Boobs. September 2008
Richard Heene To Appear on Wife Swap September 2008
Richard and Mayumi Heene’s “Wife Swap” Performances October 2008
Coulrophobia December 2008
Well kids, another year has ended and, just like SportsCenter and Entertainment Tonight, Uncle Frankie is here to share his Top 10 Stories for 2010.
In no particular order, here they are:
Those were not the most popular posts – you’ll see them shortly. They are just my personal favorites. Be sure to comment with some of your faves.
Here’s to hoping 2011 will bring us as much wacky human behavior to report on as last year did. No worries on that one kids.
Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past three years, you’ve probably already seen the world-famous “Charlie Bit My Finger” video on YouTube.
No? Well then how has it accumulated 257,594,376 views without your participation?
Either way, please spend a moment watching it below to prepare yourself for the spoof version I will present next.
Cute, wasn’t it?
What’s not so cute but is about a billion times funnier is this remake. Enjoy.
Don’t thank me kids, thank Charlie.
Actually, please join me in thanking the one and only BIG DOG for sending this one for us all to enjoy.