What could I possibly add to this?
Much love to TheLex for this submission.
Let the First Ladies tell us!
Shamelessly stolen from Dvorak Uncensored.
Generally speaking kiddies, truth is stranger than fiction.
Uncle Frankie was checking some statistics on his site today and came across an odd search term someone had used to find him:
“jewish signs of the apocalypse”
Not understanding what could possibly be the connection, I decided to run a search on that term myself through Google and was proud to learn that, out of 142,000 results, this contribution was Number Four in Your Hearts.
You know what the difference between Truth and Fiction is kids?
Fiction has to make sense.
A Game We Play
After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom.
You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.
Husband: “Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost”
Wife: “Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails”
Another Great Word of The Day from our friends at the Urban Dictionary.
If you saw the Volkswagen Super Bowl commercial you’ll understand where this parody came from.
Priceless!
Brazenly stolen from Dvorak.com/blog.