What could I possibly add to this?
Much love to TheLex for this submission.
A Game We Play
After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom.
You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.
Husband: “Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost”
Wife: “Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails”
Another Great Word of The Day from our friends at the Urban Dictionary.
And now I know why.
Here is the first few words of a transcription I received from a Google Voice mail left for me this evening.
“Hey Frank, hard cock for with the A O X F Group, and I know it would be a long shot reaching you tonight, but…”
I have not altered a word.
In case you’re wondering, the caller’s actual name is Art Koster.
A “long shot?” “Reaching” me? I could go on like this all night!
Google: What’s not to like?
From our friends at UrbanDictionary.com