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Word Of The Day: Russian Toilette

Russian Toilette:

A Game We Play

After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom.

You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.

Husband: “Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost”

Wife: “Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails”

Another Great Word of The Day from our friends at the Urban Dictionary.

Calling Mr. Hardcock! Calling Mr. Hardcock!

I don’t know if you’re aware of the fairly long-running game of comparing the garbled transcriptions that users are getting from the free Google Voice service. It’s pretty big out there.

And now I know why.

Here is the first few words of a transcription I received from a Google Voice mail left for me this evening.

“Hey Frank, hard cock for with the A O X F Group, and I know it would be a long shot reaching you tonight, but…”

I have not altered a word.

In case you’re wondering, the caller’s actual name is Art Koster.

A “long shot?” “Reaching” me? I could go on like this all night!

Google: What’s not to like?

Word of the Day: Heteroflexible

Heteroflexible: adjective

Definitions

1. A person who identifies themselves as primarily heterosexual but can find the same sex sexually appealing.
2. A primarily heterosexual person who’s not opposed to occasional same-sex trysts when circumstances permit.
3. I’m straight but shit happens.

Common Usages:

1. I knew she was heteroflexible the minute she walked in the room.
2. Dude, it’s not my fault. I was drunk and it was fun. What can I say? I’m heteroflexible.
3. Jake swears that most of his fraternity brothers are heteroflexible once they’ve chilled with a few beers.

From our friends at UrbanDictionary.com