Category Archives: The Workaday World

Uncle Frankie’s Top 10 for 2010

Well kids, another year has ended and, just like SportsCenter and Entertainment Tonight, Uncle Frankie is here to share his Top 10 Stories for 2010.

In no particular order, here they are:

1: Man Meets Cow, Man Screws Cow, Man Marries Cow

2: Technology Turns on a TSA Employee So He Turns on His Co-workers

3: The Rent Boy and The Reverend

4: Blowing Mr. Devito

5: School Board President Masturbates During Board Meeting

6: The Doll Husband

7: Father Gray Prefers The Older Boys

8: Going For More Beer

9: “Charlie Bit My Finger” Revisited

10: The Brazilian Love Dance

Those were not the most popular posts – you’ll see them shortly. They are just my personal favorites. Be sure to comment with some of your faves.

Here’s to hoping 2011 will bring us as much wacky human behavior to report on as last year did. No worries on that one kids.

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Thinking About Changing Your Career Path in 2011?

José and Carlos are beggars.

They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as José, but collects only about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.

José brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

“Hey, amigo,” Carlos says to José, “I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?

José says, “Look at your sign, what does it say?”

Carlos reads his sign:

“I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.”

“What’s wrong with that?” Carlos asks him.

“No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!” says José.

Carlos says, “All right, what is on your sign?”

José shows him:

Another chuckle brought to you by RJ.

Why You Drink

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Life As A Salesman

If you’ve never worked in a serious sales job or known someone who has, you probably won’t get this video. If you have, this is going to crack you up!

I have done a great deal of sales work for a lot of different companies.

Sadly, this video sums up everything that sucks about doing this job – for many companies. Luckily, my current employer is nothing like this, recognizes all of these pitfalls and has a compensation plan that is exactly the opposite of what is portrayed here.

Unfortunately, this is the exception rather than the rule.

Many thanks to Yannis for sending this one in.