Let the First Ladies tell us!
Shamelessly stolen from Dvorak Uncensored.
Let the First Ladies tell us!
Shamelessly stolen from Dvorak Uncensored.
A Game We Play
After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom.
You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.
Husband: “Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost”
Wife: “Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails”
Another Great Word of The Day from our friends at the Urban Dictionary.
If you saw the Volkswagen Super Bowl commercial you’ll understand where this parody came from.
Priceless!
Brazenly stolen from Dvorak.com/blog.
I don’t know if you’re aware of the fairly long-running game of comparing the garbled transcriptions that users are getting from the free Google Voice service. It’s pretty big out there.
And now I know why.
Here is the first few words of a transcription I received from a Google Voice mail left for me this evening.
“Hey Frank, hard cock for with the A O X F Group, and I know it would be a long shot reaching you tonight, but…”
I have not altered a word.
In case you’re wondering, the caller’s actual name is Art Koster.
A “long shot?” “Reaching” me? I could go on like this all night!
Google: What’s not to like?
Definitions
Common Usages:
From our friends at UrbanDictionary.com