What could I possibly add to this?
Much love to TheLex for this submission.
Let the First Ladies tell us!
Shamelessly stolen from Dvorak Uncensored.
A Game We Play
After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom.
You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.
Husband: “Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost”
Wife: “Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails”
Another Great Word of The Day from our friends at the Urban Dictionary.
And now I know why.
Here is the first few words of a transcription I received from a Google Voice mail left for me this evening.
“Hey Frank, hard cock for with the A O X F Group, and I know it would be a long shot reaching you tonight, but…”
I have not altered a word.
In case you’re wondering, the caller’s actual name is Art Koster.
A “long shot?” “Reaching” me? I could go on like this all night!
Google: What’s not to like?
From our friends at UrbanDictionary.com
After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to the big black man.
Leaning over towards him, he whispered, “Do you want a blow job?”
At this, the massive black man leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked the crap out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot and returned to his seat.
Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the black man and said, “I’ve never seen you react like that. What did he say to you?”
“I don’t know,” the black man replied. “Something about a job.”