Category Archives: Rated R for Rude

2010 in Review According to WordPress

In my last posting, I shared my Top 10 stories from 2010 with you. Below is what you, my reading public, found most fascinating over the past 12 months. Not surprisingly, your favorite topic was – wait for it – BOOBS!

Uncle Frankie is just shocked and amazed kiddies. Not really.

The funniest part is that, in three years of publishing this blog, I’ve only posted “Boob Content” twice that I can think of. And even then, the posts were not essentially about the boobs themselves. Nonetheless, there are certain truisms in life, one of which is that everyone – male or female – loves boobs.

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how Stuff Frank Finds Funny did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.

Crunchy numbers

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The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 120,000 times in 2010. If it were an exhibit at The Louvre Museum, it would take 5 days for that many people to see it.

In 2010, there were 106 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 192 posts. There were 147 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 8mb. That’s about 3 pictures per week.

The busiest day of the year was August 23rd with 819 views. The most popular post that day was A Quarter-Million Chinese Boobs.

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were democraticunderground.com, alphainventions.com, 74.125.67.100, search.aol.com, and facebook.com.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for boobs, big boobs, asian boobs, asian tits, and big breasts.

Other interesting search phrases which brought visitors to Stuff Frank Finds Funny? Richard Heene, creepy clown(s), human caterpillar, 12 year old breasts, me love you long time, doll husband, 12 year old boy [I’m not making this up kids, these terms are from the logs] hairy ass, small penis, monkey meat, may I push in your stool, gay thong, you can’t fix stupid, mixed emotions, Marion Barry, mom boobs, weed and beer, long breasts (WTF?), old tits, gay bashing web sites, manly bike for sale, people running away (?), what the hell is victoria’s secret?, along with over 100 iterations of boobs, big boobs, big asian/chinese/japanese/australian boobs, boobs of 10 year-old girls, 12, 13 15 – you name it.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

1

A Quarter-Million Chinese Boobs December 2008
10 comments

2

Kill Mom. Buy Boobs. September 2008
2 comments

3

Richard Heene To Appear on Wife Swap September 2008
73 comments

4

Richard and Mayumi Heene’s “Wife Swap” Performances October 2008
60 comments

5

Coulrophobia December 2008
2 comments

Uncle Frankie’s Top 10 for 2010

Well kids, another year has ended and, just like SportsCenter and Entertainment Tonight, Uncle Frankie is here to share his Top 10 Stories for 2010.

In no particular order, here they are:

1: Man Meets Cow, Man Screws Cow, Man Marries Cow

2: Technology Turns on a TSA Employee So He Turns on His Co-workers

3: The Rent Boy and The Reverend

4: Blowing Mr. Devito

5: School Board President Masturbates During Board Meeting

6: The Doll Husband

7: Father Gray Prefers The Older Boys

8: Going For More Beer

9: “Charlie Bit My Finger” Revisited

10: The Brazilian Love Dance

Those were not the most popular posts – you’ll see them shortly. They are just my personal favorites. Be sure to comment with some of your faves.

Here’s to hoping 2011 will bring us as much wacky human behavior to report on as last year did. No worries on that one kids.

Charlie Bit My Finger Revisited

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past three years, you’ve probably already seen the world-famous “Charlie Bit My Finger” video on YouTube.

No? Well then how has it accumulated 257,594,376 views without your participation?

Either way, please spend a moment watching it below to prepare yourself for the spoof version I will present next.

Cute, wasn’t it?

What’s not so cute but is about a billion times funnier is this remake. Enjoy.

Don’t thank me kids, thank Charlie.

Actually, please join me in thanking the one and only BIG DOG for sending this one for us all to enjoy.

Life As A Salesman

If you’ve never worked in a serious sales job or known someone who has, you probably won’t get this video. If you have, this is going to crack you up!

I have done a great deal of sales work for a lot of different companies.

Sadly, this video sums up everything that sucks about doing this job – for many companies. Luckily, my current employer is nothing like this, recognizes all of these pitfalls and has a compensation plan that is exactly the opposite of what is portrayed here.

Unfortunately, this is the exception rather than the rule.

Many thanks to Yannis for sending this one in.

Attack of the Pool Poopers

Andrew "Am I going to be someone's jailhouse bitch?" Harris is on the left, while Michael "Yeah I did it and I'd do it again" Cline is on the right

There are some acts that are so beyond stupidity that they cannot be attributed to mental defect, drug abuse or youthful idiocy.

Such is the case of these two morons, who were recently arrested for throwing their own feces into the huge swimming pool at St. Petersburg’s swankiest hotel, the Renaissance Vinoy Resort & Golf Club.

The two idiots in question, eighteen-year-old Andrew Harris and 19-year-old Michael Cline were captured on surveillance video scaling the fence around the pool and then, well, this quote from abcactionnews.com says it all:

According to a police report the video shows Harris  “deficated in his shorts, reached into his shorts and fling feces all over the pool.” Police say Harris then reached into his shorts, grabbed another handful of feces, dove into the pool and smeared it along the bottom of the pool in the shape of an “X.”

Both teens then climbed into the hotel’s hot tub where police found them a short time later.

Harris decided the best way to pull off this caper was to shit his pants? For some reason that has never occurred to me as the optimal course of action – particularly as the first step in my plan.

These two boneheads make me ashamed to be a white male, ashamed that I was ever their age, hell they make me ashamed to be a human being!

I can hardly wait to hear what their punishment will be. Stay tuned…

What the Hell IS Victoria’s Secret?

Despite wondering for years,
are you sure you really want to know?

Now You Know.
Happy?

The Greatest GEICO Ad You’ll NEVER See