Category Archives: Race Relations

What’s the Difference Between Sarkozy, Netanyahu and Obama?

Let the First Ladies tell us!

Hillary Clinton on Benjamin Netanyahu

Carla Bruni busts husband Nicolas Sarkozy

Michelle shares Barack's big news

Shamelessly stolen from Dvorak Uncensored.

Jewish Signs of the Apocalypse

Newt Gingrich Rocking a YarmulkaGenerally speaking kiddies, truth is stranger than fiction.

Uncle Frankie was checking some statistics on his site today and came across an odd search term someone had used to find him:

“jewish signs of the apocalypse”

Not understanding what could possibly be the connection, I decided to run a search on that term myself through Google and was proud to learn that, out of 142,000 results, this contribution was Number Four in Your Hearts.

You know what the difference between Truth and Fiction is kids?

Fiction has to make sense.

jewish signs of the apocalypse

A Gay Man Walks Into A Bar…

At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown Detroit sat a huge black man. He was having a few beers when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him.

After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to the big black man.

Leaning over towards him, he whispered, “Do you want a blow job?”

At this, the massive black man leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked the crap out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot and returned to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the black man and said, “I’ve never seen you react like that. What did he say to you?”

“I don’t know,” the black man replied. “Something about a job.”

How Moses Got The 10 Commandments

As you know kids, Uncle Frankie is a proud equal-opportunity offender.

In keeping with that long-standing tradition, if you are not personally offended by something in the following joke, well, you should be offended.

Why?

Because the only time I don’t offend someone is if I don’t like them.

How Moses Got The 10 Commandments

God went to the Arabs and said, ‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’

The Arabs asked, ‘What are Commandments?’

And the Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’

‘Can you give us an example?’

‘Thou shall not kill.’

‘Not kill? We’re not interested.’

So He went to the Blacks and said, ‘I have Commandments.’

The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, ‘Honor thy Father and Mother.’

‘Father? We don’t know who our fathers are. We’re not interested.’

Then He went to the Mexicans and said, ‘I have Commandments.’

The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said ‘Thou shall not steal.’

‘Not steal? We’re not interested.’

Then He went to the French and said, ‘I have Commandments.’

The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, ‘Thou shall not commit adultery’

Sacre blue!!! Not commit adultery? We’re not interested.’

Finally, He went to the Jews and said, ‘I have Commandments.’

‘Commandments?’ They said, ‘How much are they?’

‘They’re free.’

‘We’ll take 10.’

Thanks to RJ for this one.