What could I possibly add to this?
Much love to TheLex for this submission.
Let the First Ladies tell us!
Shamelessly stolen from Dvorak Uncensored.
Uncle Frankie was checking some statistics on his site today and came across an odd search term someone had used to find him:
“jewish signs of the apocalypse”
Not understanding what could possibly be the connection, I decided to run a search on that term myself through Google and was proud to learn that, out of 142,000 results, this contribution was Number Four in Your Hearts.
You know what the difference between Truth and Fiction is kids?
Fiction has to make sense.
A Game We Play
After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom.
You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.
Husband: “Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost”
Wife: “Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails”
Another Great Word of The Day from our friends at the Urban Dictionary.
If you saw the Volkswagen Super Bowl commercial you’ll understand where this parody came from.
Brazenly stolen from Dvorak.com/blog.
And now I know why.
Here is the first few words of a transcription I received from a Google Voice mail left for me this evening.
“Hey Frank, hard cock for with the A O X F Group, and I know it would be a long shot reaching you tonight, but…”
I have not altered a word.
In case you’re wondering, the caller’s actual name is Art Koster.
A “long shot?” “Reaching” me? I could go on like this all night!
Google: What’s not to like?
From our friends at UrbanDictionary.com