Word of the Day: Heteroflexible

Heteroflexible: adjective

Definitions

1. A person who identifies themselves as primarily heterosexual but can find the same sex sexually appealing.
2. A primarily heterosexual person who’s not opposed to occasional same-sex trysts when circumstances permit.
3. I’m straight but shit happens.

Common Usages:

1. I knew she was heteroflexible the minute she walked in the room.
2. Dude, it’s not my fault. I was drunk and it was fun. What can I say? I’m heteroflexible.
3. Jake swears that most of his fraternity brothers are heteroflexible once they’ve chilled with a few beers.

From our friends at UrbanDictionary.com

A Gay Man Walks Into A Bar…

At the end of a tiny deserted bar in downtown Detroit sat a huge black man. He was having a few beers when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him.

After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to the big black man.

Leaning over towards him, he whispered, “Do you want a blow job?”

At this, the massive black man leaped up with fire in his eyes, and smacked the crap out of the gay man, knocking him swiftly off his stool. He proceeded to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the parking lot and returned to his seat.

Amazed, the bartender quickly brought over another beer to the black man and said, “I’ve never seen you react like that. What did he say to you?”

“I don’t know,” the black man replied. “Something about a job.”