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Thinking About Changing Your Career Path in 2011?

José and Carlos are beggars.

They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as José, but collects only about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.

José brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

“Hey, amigo,” Carlos says to José, “I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?

José says, “Look at your sign, what does it say?”

Carlos reads his sign:

“I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.”

“What’s wrong with that?” Carlos asks him.

“No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!” says José.

Carlos says, “All right, what is on your sign?”

José shows him:

Another chuckle brought to you by RJ.

Home Depot Special: Mexican Recliners

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