What’s the Difference Between Sarkozy, Netanyahu and Obama?

Let the First Ladies tell us!

Hillary Clinton on Benjamin Netanyahu

Carla Bruni busts husband Nicolas Sarkozy

Michelle shares Barack's big news

Shamelessly stolen from Dvorak Uncensored.

Uncle Frankie’s Top 10 for 2010

Well kids, another year has ended and, just like SportsCenter and Entertainment Tonight, Uncle Frankie is here to share his Top 10 Stories for 2010.

In no particular order, here they are:

1: Man Meets Cow, Man Screws Cow, Man Marries Cow

2: Technology Turns on a TSA Employee So He Turns on His Co-workers

3: The Rent Boy and The Reverend

4: Blowing Mr. Devito

5: School Board President Masturbates During Board Meeting

6: The Doll Husband

7: Father Gray Prefers The Older Boys

8: Going For More Beer

9: “Charlie Bit My Finger” Revisited

10: The Brazilian Love Dance

Those were not the most popular posts – you’ll see them shortly. They are just my personal favorites. Be sure to comment with some of your faves.

Here’s to hoping 2011 will bring us as much wacky human behavior to report on as last year did. No worries on that one kids.

The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you , I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop. The
next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I can not accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The Congressman was very happy and
left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

Eat Sh*t Rush Limbaugh!

Many moons ago I met a young man named Robert Egger. We were both in our 20s and Robert was managing a club in the Adams Morgan district of DC called the Childe Harold. Our acquaintance was brief, life moved on and we went our separate ways.

For the past 21 years Mr. Egger has been the Founder and President of DC Central Kitchen, which produces 4,500 meals per day for people who would otherwise go hungry, while simultaneously providing job training and almost 100% job placement for 400 unemployed people per year.

Last week Rush Limbaugh used his bully pulpit to call employees of non-profit organizations lazy idiots who are raping the American economy. Mr. Egger took exception to Rush’s radio rant and called him out on YouTube. The result is absolutely awesome!

The video is only 5:20 but if you can’t make it all the way through, be sure to fast-forward to the ending. It’s priceless.

Cats That Look Like Hitler

This is an odd site, but funny:
Cats That Look Like Hitler

Here are a couple of sample pics.