Detroit Schools President Whacks Off During Board Meeting

I just gots to get my groove on!

When nature calls, a man’s just gotta’ answer!

According to this story in the Detroit Free Press, school board president Otis Mathis took a short pause for the cause during a recent school board meeting. No, really.

DPS police were investigating allegations by schools Superintendent Teresa Gueyser that during a meeting at about 5 p.m. Wednesday, Mathis touched himself for 20 minutes, then unzipped his pants.

Gueyser, in a memorandum to the board, said she ended the meeting.

“I told him that there was no reason for us to continue the meeting with that behavior,” she said.

Look, I was as bored in school as anyone. But not THAT bored. Our hero claims he has medical issues that “may have” contributed to “the incident.”

I simply cannot imagine any professional situation – school related or otherwise – where someone could believe that this was appropriate behavior to engage in.

Then again, we are talking about a man here.

3 responses to “Detroit Schools President Whacks Off During Board Meeting

  1. Why he just not stop the meeting and deal with the situation? I do not understand that. In case that this all was real, that was a brave women. So many people would let that go may be, but I guess she did the right thing.
    ~Great Love to you,
    Mirian from peelingtheorange.

  2. I guess his mind was wandering anyway so what the hell, stop the meeting and let him get his concentration back.

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