A study conducted by UCLA’s Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features.
However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.
No further studies are expected on this subject.
Much love to RJ for sending this one in.
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As a menopausal woman I am insulted! I prefer clear wrapping tape, a .38 cal in the chest, and my all time favorite is an M80 up the butt WHILE on fire. Please check the study…I’m sure there is something in there about my preference. Thank you very much.
Wow Vicki!
I’ll definitely keep your preferences in mind…
YIKES!
Wow! This post will bring out the crazies, I fear. I’ll just stick with blow-up Glenda. Safer.
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