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Detroit Schools President Whacks Off During Board Meeting

I just gots to get my groove on!

When nature calls, a man’s just gotta’ answer!

According to this story in the Detroit Free Press, school board president Otis Mathis took a short pause for the cause during a recent school board meeting. No, really.

DPS police were investigating allegations by schools Superintendent Teresa Gueyser that during a meeting at about 5 p.m. Wednesday, Mathis touched himself for 20 minutes, then unzipped his pants.

Gueyser, in a memorandum to the board, said she ended the meeting.

“I told him that there was no reason for us to continue the meeting with that behavior,” she said.

Look, I was as bored in school as anyone. But not THAT bored. Our hero claims he has medical issues that “may have” contributed to “the incident.”

I simply cannot imagine any professional situation – school related or otherwise – where someone could believe that this was appropriate behavior to engage in.

Then again, we are talking about a man here.