Why You Drink

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Anus Snacks!


Anus: It's What's For Dinner


Would you like fries with that anus ma’am? Supersize it for ya’?
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Clear As A Bell

Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlo.

Poor Carlo. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Carlo quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest.

He bent over to pick it up…….. and all the other bells started to ring.

Props to RJ for sending this one in.

The Perfect Charity for Redskins Fans

If you’re a Redskins fan who lives in the DC area (like your Uncle Frankie here), you’ve seen hundreds of these poor, woebegone souls over the years and wished you could do something about it. Well, now you can.

Don’t wait ‘Skins fans, donate today. Together we can eradicate NBD from the Metro area in our lifetime.

Going For More Beer

Don’t know if you caught this one on YouTube but it is worth a watch.

Be sure to watch the very end. Enjoy!

Mucho props to Big Dog for sending this one in.

How to Spell “Stupid” in Russian

Ah, the decisions we make while under the influence…

You don’t have to understand Russian to understand what these guys are saying.

The Top 10 Cartoon Theme Songs

While I don’t agree with most of Time Magazine’s choices on this list (where’s Tom Slick, George of the Jungle or The Banana Splits?), it’s still a fun trip down memory lane.