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2010 in Review According to WordPress

In my last posting, I shared my Top 10 stories from 2010 with you. Below is what you, my reading public, found most fascinating over the past 12 months. Not surprisingly, your favorite topic was – wait for it – BOOBS!

Uncle Frankie is just shocked and amazed kiddies. Not really.

The funniest part is that, in three years of publishing this blog, I’ve only posted “Boob Content” twice that I can think of. And even then, the posts were not essentially about the boobs themselves. Nonetheless, there are certain truisms in life, one of which is that everyone – male or female – loves boobs.

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how Stuff Frank Finds Funny did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.

Crunchy numbers

Featured image

The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 120,000 times in 2010. If it were an exhibit at The Louvre Museum, it would take 5 days for that many people to see it.

In 2010, there were 106 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 192 posts. There were 147 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 8mb. That’s about 3 pictures per week.

The busiest day of the year was August 23rd with 819 views. The most popular post that day was A Quarter-Million Chinese Boobs.

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were democraticunderground.com, alphainventions.com, 74.125.67.100, search.aol.com, and facebook.com.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for boobs, big boobs, asian boobs, asian tits, and big breasts.

Other interesting search phrases which brought visitors to Stuff Frank Finds Funny? Richard Heene, creepy clown(s), human caterpillar, 12 year old breasts, me love you long time, doll husband, 12 year old boy [I’m not making this up kids, these terms are from the logs] hairy ass, small penis, monkey meat, may I push in your stool, gay thong, you can’t fix stupid, mixed emotions, Marion Barry, mom boobs, weed and beer, long breasts (WTF?), old tits, gay bashing web sites, manly bike for sale, people running away (?), what the hell is victoria’s secret?, along with over 100 iterations of boobs, big boobs, big asian/chinese/japanese/australian boobs, boobs of 10 year-old girls, 12, 13 15 – you name it.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

1

A Quarter-Million Chinese Boobs December 2008
10 comments

2

Kill Mom. Buy Boobs. September 2008
2 comments

3

Richard Heene To Appear on Wife Swap September 2008
73 comments

4

Richard and Mayumi Heene’s “Wife Swap” Performances October 2008
60 comments

5

Coulrophobia December 2008
2 comments

Uncle Frankie’s Top 10 for 2010

Well kids, another year has ended and, just like SportsCenter and Entertainment Tonight, Uncle Frankie is here to share his Top 10 Stories for 2010.

In no particular order, here they are:

1: Man Meets Cow, Man Screws Cow, Man Marries Cow

2: Technology Turns on a TSA Employee So He Turns on His Co-workers

3: The Rent Boy and The Reverend

4: Blowing Mr. Devito

5: School Board President Masturbates During Board Meeting

6: The Doll Husband

7: Father Gray Prefers The Older Boys

8: Going For More Beer

9: “Charlie Bit My Finger” Revisited

10: The Brazilian Love Dance

Those were not the most popular posts – you’ll see them shortly. They are just my personal favorites. Be sure to comment with some of your faves.

Here’s to hoping 2011 will bring us as much wacky human behavior to report on as last year did. No worries on that one kids.

Thinking About Changing Your Career Path in 2011?

José and Carlos are beggars.

They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as José, but collects only about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.

José brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

“Hey, amigo,” Carlos says to José, “I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?

José says, “Look at your sign, what does it say?”

Carlos reads his sign:

“I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.”

“What’s wrong with that?” Carlos asks him.

“No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!” says José.

Carlos says, “All right, what is on your sign?”

José shows him:

Another chuckle brought to you by RJ.

Sensitivity Test for Men

This test is intended exclusively for straight, red-blooded U.S. Males.

Please answer each question below as quickly and honestly as possible.

If you answer more than zero questions either “A” or “B” you must turn in your American Manly Men membership card at the nearest Curves Fitness Center

  1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
    A. Lovemaking.
    B. Screwing.
    C. Riding the baloney pony all the way to tuna town.
  2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you have both shared:
    A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
    B. Your blood-test results.
    C. Five tequila slammers.
  3. You time your orgasm so that:
    A. Your partner climaxes first.
    B. You both climax simultaneously.
    C. You don’t miss ESPN Sports Center.
  4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
    A. Healthy, creative love-play..
    B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.
    C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about.
  5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you have just had sex with is:
    A. The best part of the experience.
    B. The second best part of the experience.
    C. $700 extra.
  6. Your wife/girlfriend says she’s gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
    A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
    B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
    C. A conservative estimate.
  7. You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
    A. A myth.
    B. An oxymoron.
    C. A moron.
  8. Foreplay is to sex as:
    A. An appetizer is to entree.
    B. Primer is to paint.
    C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
  9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
    A. I hope we can still be friends.
    B. I’m not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.
    C. Welcome to Dumpsville, USA. Population, YOU.
  10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
    A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
    B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
    C. Shouldn’t have sat next to you on the bus in the first place

Muchas Gracias to Geno The Magnificent for sending this one in over the transom.

Happy Halloween My Ass!

Tiger In Training

I’m not looking at her ass. I swear, I’m not looking at her ass. No, really!

My favorite part of this photo is how intently the other guys ARE looking at her ass.

Could we get a little better angle here Mr. Photographer?

What Does A Black Guy Wear On Halloween?

A black man tells his wife to go buy him a suit for the Halloween party in a few days.

The next day he sees a Superman costume. He yells at her, “What’s this? Have you ever seen a black Superman? Take it back!”

The next day he finds a Batman suit again he yells at her, “What’s this? Have you ever seen a black Batman? Take it back!”

Irate by now, she takes it back and when he arrives home the next day he sees 3 items on the bed. 3 white buttons, a white belt, and a 2×4. He yells at her, “WTF is this?”

She yells back, “Get naked and you can either put the 3 buttons on and go as a domino, or put the white belt on and go as an Oreo and if you don’t like that idea you can shove the 2×4 up your ass and go as a fudgesicle!”

The moral of the story: Don’t ever mess with an angry black woman.

Much love to Vicki O for sending this one in.