Category Archives: Rated G for Gee, Ain’t That Swell?

The Perfect Charity for Redskins Fans

If you’re a Redskins fan who lives in the DC area (like your Uncle Frankie here), you’ve seen hundreds of these poor, woebegone souls over the years and wished you could do something about it. Well, now you can.

Don’t wait ‘Skins fans, donate today. Together we can eradicate NBD from the Metro area in our lifetime.

Going For More Beer

Don’t know if you caught this one on YouTube but it is worth a watch.

Be sure to watch the very end. Enjoy!

Mucho props to Big Dog for sending this one in.

The Top 10 Cartoon Theme Songs

While I don’t agree with most of Time Magazine’s choices on this list (where’s Tom Slick, George of the Jungle or The Banana Splits?), it’s still a fun trip down memory lane.

Enjoy!

Today, Anyone Can Sing (Thanks To Technology)

I think Uncle Frankie needs one of them new-fangled Autotuners!

Technology marches on.

The Haircut

One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you, I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I cannot accept money from you , I’m doing community service this week.’ The cop was happy and left the shop. The
next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a ‘thank you’ card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, ‘I can not accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The Congressman was very happy and
left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

The Male Life Cycle

When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn’t keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as
happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

Much love to RJ for sending this one in.

Fred The Cat, Cool Personified

This is Fred. He’s a cat. He did not pose for this photo. Fred don’t pose.

How YOU doin'?

Fred’s just hanging out, watching football and waiting for some ladies to stop by.

Normally, I’m not much of a cat person but I think Fred and Uncle Frankie would get along just fine. Hey Fred, get me a beer will ya’?

Props to KB for capturing this image and sending it in.