A Game We Play
After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom.
You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.
Husband: “Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost”
Wife: “Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails”
Another Great Word of The Day from our friends at the Urban Dictionary.