Have You Ever Wondered…?

Why someone will believe you when you say there are four billion stars;
but has to check when you say the paint is still wet?
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Why Tarzan doesn’t have a beard?
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Why Superman stops bullets with his chest,
but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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Why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets?
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Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘lisp’?
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Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
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Why people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?
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Why people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
down to give the vacuum one more chance?
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Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
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How those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
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Well, have you?

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2 responses to “Have You Ever Wondered…?

  1. I have thought about all those many times for many years…I was over it, now you just brought them all back up again. Excuse me while I go to the fridge…

  2. MMM? more brain cells please!

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