Have You Ever Wondered…?

Why someone will believe you when you say there are four billion stars;
but has to check when you say the paint is still wet?

Why Tarzan doesn’t have a beard?

Why Superman stops bullets with his chest,
but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an ‘S’ in the word ‘lisp’?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that
something new to eat will have materialized?

Why people keep running over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it
down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

Well, have you?

2 responses to “Have You Ever Wondered…?

  1. I have thought about all those many times for many years…I was over it, now you just brought them all back up again. Excuse me while I go to the fridge…

  2. MMM? more brain cells please!

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