Mixed Emotions

A husband and wife were sitting watching a psychology program about the phenomenon of “mixed emotions.”

The husband turned to his wife and said, “Honey–that is a bunch of crap.

I bet you can’t tell me anything that will make me happy and sad at the same time.”

She said, “Out of all your friends, you have the biggest dick.”

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One response to “Mixed Emotions

  1. Quick and to the point…loved it!

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