According to this article in the New York Daily News, Conrad Zdzierak (another z please?) wore an expensive “Hollywood quality” mask during a series of armed robberies to disguise the fact that he’s a white man.
His ruse would have worked except for the fact that someone saw the remnants of a dye-pack explosion inside his Volvo. Shortly thereafter, authorities found him hiding inside a motel room. He’s currently being held on $3 million bail.
I have to hand it to Johnny Law on this one. How would you ever find a black guy named Zdzierak driving a Volvo?