Remember: Don’t Vomit on the Police Captain

Classy Matthew Clemens

According to this article in the Baltimore Sun, 21 year-old Matthew Clemens of Cherry Hill, New Jersey decided it was a good idea to purposely vomit on the man sitting in front of him, and on the man’s 11 year-old daughter while he was at it.

Sadly, what Classy Clemens didn’t count on was the man being a police captain. Damn! And it seemed like such a good idea otherwise.

As you can see from his picture, Matthew was also surprised to learn of the reaction of other fans sitting nearby who pummeled him repeatedly while holding him until uniformed officers arrived.

Mr. Matt is being held on $36,000 bond and is charge with reckless endangerment, assault, disorderly conduct and “related charges.”

“It was the most vile, disgusting thing I’ve ever seen,” Vangelo said Friday. “He has two fingers down his throat, he lunges forward and vomits on myself and my 11-year-old.”

I’m sure Matthew and his cellies are sharing some big yucks over this one right about now.

Many thanks to Jason for sharing this story on Facebook.


One response to “Remember: Don’t Vomit on the Police Captain

  1. This could be a new poster boy for “dumbass”.

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