The Nagging Stops When The Bars Slam Shut

There are a lot of ways to make a marriage work (or so I’ve been told). This is probably not one of them.conjugal-harmony

How’s this sound as the description of a perfect wife gentlemen? She’s locked up for life, probably for murder. She hasn’t enjoyed the attentions of a man in years. She’s young, attractive, has a lot of “spirit” and most probably is a real firecracker in the sack. Best of all, she’ll sleep with you!

But here’s the catch: you have to marry her first. And you’ll most probably be doing your “sleeping” inside a prison, only once per month and possibly for as little as an hour at a time. Hardly a cat nap!

How can you meet this woman of your dreams? Simple, just surf on over to, type in your zip code and peruse the listings of lovelies in your area.

Some of the listings are hilarious – and more than a little bit scary! Here’s a great example from a cute little Asian sweetheart named Teardrop (a tattoo of a teardrop next to the eye is like a medal for having committed murder):

conjugal-teardropSo, if you’re one of those guys who just can’t seem to meet the right girl (or even speak to a woman) on the “outside,” spend some time on the site. I’m sure you’ll find your better half.

My celly doesn’t get me and she won’t take a walk on the pink side for me.


BTW: The headline of this post is not my creation; it’s the tagline of the web site.


One response to “The Nagging Stops When The Bars Slam Shut

  1. Frank,
    Just found your site. You really should have more readers…it’s great!

    This post is funniest thing I have ever seen (up until now). I am giving that site link to all my single friends!

    That way they can quit hitting on my wife!!!

    I am linking your site to mine…your vein of humor is as deep as mine.


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