This 6:56 clip from the Ellen Degeneres Show is priceless. You have to get to about 1:30 before the really fun stuff starts. Fast forward to that point if you like but the first minute or so sets up what happens later.
Gladys Hardy of Austin, Texas is an 88 year-old piece of work who loves Ellen and her show. Apparently she likes a nip or two now and then as well.
Yet another submission from the mysterious Chuck Carpenter.