According to Fox News, a Florida father has been charged with battery after clonking a naked male he found in his daughter’s bedroom on the head with a metal pipe. Ouch!
The dirty young man ran naked and bleeding from the scene. He was taken to the hospital where his noggin suffered another metallic indignity, having the wound sutured with staples. Ouch again!
The dutiful dad called the police, and was promptly charged with aggravated battery on a child and released on $10,000 bond. Super Ouch!
I don’t know what this dad was supposed to do under the law but, as the father of a teenage daughter myself, I’d say this kid was lucky that there wasn’t a pair of hedge clippers near at hand.
You go Dad.