You’re Breakin’ My Heart, So F U

This is an obscenely funny song. Literally.

And Harry Nilsson was a very funny fellow.

When I first heard it as a teenager, I thought “You’re Breaking My Heart” was possibly the greatest composition ever created.

In my senior will (remember that from high school?) I wanted to leave a copy to Anne Spaulding, who had unceremoniously dumped me at the top of a mountain on the senior ski trip. I learned about broken hearts – and how to ski – over the next hour on my first trip down a slope.

Though the message of the song matched exactly how I felt, I decided that the title just wouldn’t convey my feelings to most people. So I left her a copy of “You’re Such A Stupid Girl” by Neil Young instead.

Harry Nilsson’s name may not ring a bell but I guarantee you’ve heard his music. He sang “Everbody’s Talkin'” (the theme song to Midnight Cowboy), wrote and sang “(I Can’t Live If Living Is) Without You,” “My Best Friend” (the theme to the TV show “The Courtship of Eddie’s Father“), “One Is The Loneliest Number” (covered with huge success by Three Dog Night), “Jump Into The Fire” (used in Goodfellas during the helicopter sequence) and, perhaps most famously, “Lime In The Coconut.”

If you’re interested in hearing some more from Nilsson, you can purchase his album Nilsson Schmilsson from by clicking on this link, or by clicking on the album art above. I will probably post another song or two from him – not big hits but great (and funny) songs you’ve probably never heard.

By the way, this song nearly killed Harry’s career. When you think about it, it’s hard to believe that a record company would release an album containing this song in the early ’70s. Today, you can’t find a rap album that doesn’t drop the F bomb.

Because of the explicit lyrics, I’ve decided not to post the audio of this song on my home page. You can hear it by clicking on the “Keep reading” link below.

6 responses to “You’re Breakin’ My Heart, So F U

  1. Frank, Don’t just talk about it! Let’s hear it:

  2. Thanks for the video link Tony – the first few seconds look a little twisty. I’ll offer a full report after I get a chance to watch the whole thing.

    As for “just talking about it,” you may have missed the audio control I put on the permalink page. If you’re reading this comment, I’m sure you can see it now!

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  4. One of my cherished memories from college is discovering “You’re Breakin’ My Heart” in the album library of my college radio station (I was a DJ between classes and sleep). Nothing quite like breaking a newbie DJ in by calling in a request for that song, Nilsson’s “Flying Saucer Song” (on another album, IIRC), or the Rolling Stones’ “Star, Star” (its refrain was f**k a star, f**k a star)…

  5. Oh, yeah, I nearly forgot… “Take 64” by Nilsson is another classic you can’t play on the air (well, maybe now you can… ), and almost as good a song to dedicate to a girl who just dumped you (“this one’s going out to Kathy… you know who you are, you bitch”).

  6. Bill Clinton, John Edwards, John Kerry (way to be a rich lady’s boy toy, Hanoi John!), John Tower, Charlie Wilson, John Profumo, that FBI agent who got his thing caught in some lady KGB agent’s snapper, politics in general (how do SO many dissolute morons get elected to Congress and Parliament?)

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