I hope you will take a moment to visit Uncle Frankie’s Gift Shop for the latest Stuff Frank Finds Funny-inspired clothing, accessories and gifts.
You can combine any one of my twelve designs with any of the 25 products to create 300 different items ranging from the “Pussy & Coke & Weed & Beer” wall clock, to the “Honey, Where’s My Penis?” coffee mug, to the ever-popular “New Media Douchebag” bag.
Here are some samples:
No animals are harmed in the making of Uncle Frankie products
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For that special Columbian Blend
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You be the judge
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For the woman who has everything
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Only her hairdresser knows for sure
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Hey kids, what time is it?
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I am nothing if not helpful
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For those nights when you just can’t decide what it’s gonna’ be
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You know who you are
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There are about 290 more combinations left so go ahead, be creative!
Visit Uncle Frankie’s Gift Shop now to place your order.
Operators are standing by!
