Charlie Bit My Finger Revisited

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the past three years, you’ve probably already seen the world-famous “Charlie Bit My Finger” video on YouTube.

No? Well then how has it accumulated 257,594,376 views without your participation?

Either way, please spend a moment watching it below to prepare yourself for the spoof version I will present next.

Cute, wasn’t it?

What’s not so cute but is about a billion times funnier is this remake. Enjoy.

Don’t thank me kids, thank Charlie.

Actually, please join me in thanking the one and only BIG DOG for sending this one for us all to enjoy.

Sensitivity Test for Men

This test is intended exclusively for straight, red-blooded U.S. Males.

Please answer each question below as quickly and honestly as possible.

If you answer more than zero questions either “A” or “B” you must turn in your American Manly Men membership card at the nearest Curves Fitness Center

  1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:
    A. Lovemaking.
    B. Screwing.
    C. Riding the baloney pony all the way to tuna town.
  2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you have both shared:
    A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.
    B. Your blood-test results.
    C. Five tequila slammers.
  3. You time your orgasm so that:
    A. Your partner climaxes first.
    B. You both climax simultaneously.
    C. You don’t miss ESPN Sports Center.
  4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
    A. Healthy, creative love-play..
    B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.
    C. Not the sort of thing your wife needs to ever find out about.
  5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you have just had sex with is:
    A. The best part of the experience.
    B. The second best part of the experience.
    C. $700 extra.
  6. Your wife/girlfriend says she’s gained five pounds in the last month. You tell her that it is:
    A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.
    B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.
    C. A conservative estimate.
  7. You think today’s sensitive, caring man is:
    A. A myth.
    B. An oxymoron.
    C. A moron.
  8. Foreplay is to sex as:
    A. An appetizer is to entree.
    B. Primer is to paint.
    C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.
  9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
    A. I hope we can still be friends.
    B. I’m not in right now, please leave a message at the beep.
    C. Welcome to Dumpsville, USA. Population, YOU.
  10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
    A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.
    B. Is uptight and a waste of time.
    C. Shouldn’t have sat next to you on the bus in the first place

Muchas Gracias to Geno The Magnificent for sending this one in over the transom.

The Real Scooby Doo, Shaggy, Wilma, Daphne and Fred

As a kid I was a big fan of the Scooby Doo cartoon series. As a young adult I did quite a bit of voice-over work for corporate training videos and radio spots. Later in life I was also very fortunate to have done over 80 hour-long live radio shows on a couple of big-time stations.

Long story short: I’m an aficionado of professional voice talent and a sucker for Shaggy – who was voiced by Casey Kasem of American Top 40 radio fame. I hope you enjoy this interview with the people behind the characters as much as I did.

BTW: I hope to meet Frank Welker one day. He’s a great talent in spite of his weird name.

Happy Halloween My Ass!

Tiger In Training

I’m not looking at her ass. I swear, I’m not looking at her ass. No, really!

My favorite part of this photo is how intently the other guys ARE looking at her ass.

Could we get a little better angle here Mr. Photographer?

What Does A Black Guy Wear On Halloween?

A black man tells his wife to go buy him a suit for the Halloween party in a few days.

The next day he sees a Superman costume. He yells at her, “What’s this? Have you ever seen a black Superman? Take it back!”

The next day he finds a Batman suit again he yells at her, “What’s this? Have you ever seen a black Batman? Take it back!”

Irate by now, she takes it back and when he arrives home the next day he sees 3 items on the bed. 3 white buttons, a white belt, and a 2×4. He yells at her, “WTF is this?”

She yells back, “Get naked and you can either put the 3 buttons on and go as a domino, or put the white belt on and go as an Oreo and if you don’t like that idea you can shove the 2×4 up your ass and go as a fudgesicle!”

The moral of the story: Don’t ever mess with an angry black woman.

Much love to Vicki O for sending this one in.

The Best Tattoo In The World

This guy thought he had The Best Tattoo In The World.

 

Until he went to jail.

 


Nice rack pal!

Muchos besos to Vicki O for sending this one in.