Stuff Frank Finds Funny

Camel Towing

franksfunnies — Sat, 09 Apr 2011 16:49:21 +0000

What could I possibly add to this?

Much love to TheLex for this submission.

What’s the Difference Between Sarkozy, Netanyahu and Obama?

franksfunnies — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 16:18:51 +0000

Let the First Ladies tell us!

Hillary Clinton on Benjamin Netanyahu

Carla Bruni busts husband Nicolas Sarkozy

Michelle shares Barack's big news

Shamelessly stolen from Dvorak Uncensored.

Jewish Signs of the Apocalypse

franksfunnies — Sun, 13 Mar 2011 03:08:17 +0000

Generally speaking kiddies, truth is stranger than fiction.

Uncle Frankie was checking some statistics on his site today and came across an odd search term someone had used to find him:

“jewish signs of the apocalypse”

Not understanding what could possibly be the connection, I decided to run a search on that term myself through Google and was proud to learn that, out of 142,000 results, this contribution was Number Four in Your Hearts.

You know what the difference between Truth and Fiction is kids?

Fiction has to make sense.

jewish signs of the apocalypse

Word Of The Day: Russian Toilette

franksfunnies — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 22:07:17 +0000

Russian Toilette:

A Game We Play

After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom.

You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.

Husband: “Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost”

Wife: “Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails”

Another Great Word of The Day from our friends at the Urban Dictionary.

Little Darth Vader: You Don’t Know What I Got

franksfunnies — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 22:33:19 +0000

If you saw the Volkswagen Super Bowl commercial you’ll understand where this parody came from.

Priceless!

Brazenly stolen from Dvorak.com/blog.