Camel Towing

What could I possibly add to this?

Much love to TheLex for this submission.

Thinking About Changing Your Career Path in 2011?

José and Carlos are beggars.

They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as José, but collects only about $8.00 or $9.00 a day.

José brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

“Hey, amigo,” Carlos says to José, “I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?

José says, “Look at your sign, what does it say?”

Carlos reads his sign:

“I have no work, a wife and six kids to support.”

“What’s wrong with that?” Carlos asks him.

“No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!” says José.

Carlos says, “All right, what is on your sign?”

José shows him:

Another chuckle brought to you by RJ.

Happy Halloween My Ass!

Anus Snacks!

 

Anus: It's What's For Dinner

 

Would you like fries with that anus ma’am? Supersize it for ya’?
Pull up to the second window please.

So You Think You Know Baseball?

I went to a Washington Nationals baseball game the other night and had the misfortune of sitting in front an “expert” who analyzed every play at 120 decibels.

I wonder if he could read me the score of this game…

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It’s 5 to 4, bottom of the fifth, one out and nobody on.