Let the First Ladies tell us!
Shamelessly stolen from Dvorak Uncensored.
Let the First Ladies tell us!
Shamelessly stolen from Dvorak Uncensored.
A Game We Play
After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom.
You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.
Husband: “Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost”
Wife: “Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails”
Another Great Word of The Day from our friends at the Urban Dictionary.
Definitions
Common Usages:
From our friends at UrbanDictionary.com
In my last posting, I shared my Top 10 stories from 2010 with you. Below is what you, my reading public, found most fascinating over the past 12 months. Not surprisingly, your favorite topic was – wait for it – BOOBS!
Uncle Frankie is just shocked and amazed kiddies. Not really.
The funniest part is that, in three years of publishing this blog, I’ve only posted “Boob Content” twice that I can think of. And even then, the posts were not essentially about the boobs themselves. Nonetheless, there are certain truisms in life, one of which is that everyone – male or female – loves boobs.
The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how Stuff Frank Finds Funny did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.
The Louvre Museum has 8.5 million visitors per year. This blog was viewed about 120,000 times in 2010. If it were an exhibit at The Louvre Museum, it would take 5 days for that many people to see it.
In 2010, there were 106 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 192 posts. There were 147 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 8mb. That’s about 3 pictures per week.
The busiest day of the year was August 23rd with 819 views. The most popular post that day was A Quarter-Million Chinese Boobs.
The top referring sites in 2010 were democraticunderground.com, alphainventions.com, 74.125.67.100, search.aol.com, and facebook.com.
Some visitors came searching, mostly for boobs, big boobs, asian boobs, asian tits, and big breasts.
Other interesting search phrases which brought visitors to Stuff Frank Finds Funny? Richard Heene, creepy clown(s), human caterpillar, 12 year old breasts, me love you long time, doll husband, 12 year old boy [I'm not making this up kids, these terms are from the logs] hairy ass, small penis, monkey meat, may I push in your stool, gay thong, you can’t fix stupid, mixed emotions, Marion Barry, mom boobs, weed and beer, long breasts (WTF?), old tits, gay bashing web sites, manly bike for sale, people running away (?), what the hell is victoria’s secret?, along with over 100 iterations of boobs, big boobs, big asian/chinese/japanese/australian boobs, boobs of 10 year-old girls, 12, 13 15 – you name it.
These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.
A Quarter-Million Chinese Boobs December 2008
10 comments
Kill Mom. Buy Boobs. September 2008
2 comments
Richard Heene To Appear on Wife Swap September 2008
73 comments
Richard and Mayumi Heene’s “Wife Swap” Performances October 2008
60 comments
Coulrophobia December 2008
2 comments
Well kids, another year has ended and, just like SportsCenter and Entertainment Tonight, Uncle Frankie is here to share his Top 10 Stories for 2010.
In no particular order, here they are:
1: Man Meets Cow, Man Screws Cow, Man Marries Cow
2: Technology Turns on a TSA Employee So He Turns on His Co-workers
3: The Rent Boy and The Reverend
5: School Board President Masturbates During Board Meeting
7: Father Gray Prefers The Older Boys
9: “Charlie Bit My Finger” Revisited
Those were not the most popular posts – you’ll see them shortly. They are just my personal favorites. Be sure to comment with some of your faves.
Here’s to hoping 2011 will bring us as much wacky human behavior to report on as last year did. No worries on that one kids.
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