The next day he sees a Superman costume. He yells at her, “What’s this? Have you ever seen a black Superman? Take it back!”
The next day he finds a Batman suit again he yells at her, “What’s this? Have you ever seen a black Batman? Take it back!”
Irate by now, she takes it back and when he arrives home the next day he sees 3 items on the bed. 3 white buttons, a white belt, and a 2×4. He yells at her, “WTF is this?”
She yells back, “Get naked and you can either put the 3 buttons on and go as a domino, or put the white belt on and go as an Oreo and if you don’t like that idea you can shove the 2×4 up your ass and go as a fudgesicle!”
The moral of the story: Don’t ever mess with an angry black woman.
Much love to Vicki O for sending this one in.